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bluebyu
12-12-2005, 02:11 AM
My Wife and I were out the other night driving around neighborhoods admiring Christmas lights that everyone had put up and as we were coming home on a mostly straight and deserted road, I seen blue headlights approaching rapidly,, Well of course it was a Honduh,, He slowly creeped up next to me and I glanced over and I seen his Girlfriend/Wife whoever she was grinning and him grinning, I kept driving normal and of course he cracked the whip on the hampster under the hood to make it rev, Well I told myself, Self,,Is it really worth burning the turbo blue and super unleaded fuel on this nut,, Self answered,, Well you might make the better half upset if you do. I drove on and he stayed beside me and kept reving and jumping his car, My wife then looked over at him and told me "Go ahead, Burn his @$$" With a smile bigger than one on Christmas morning I mashed the gas a little harder and he changed his gears cuz the front end of his nose dived and then lifted, He had his big fart can screaming and just slightly pulling away from me and I put it in 3rd and I blistered him. We caught a red light on down and he didnt even pull up beside me, just stayed behind me and I noticed his lady friend with her head shaking and resting on her hand and him looking off in another direction with one of those I missed a gear looks. It was fun, But I just dont understand the rice concept. One ricer guy told me he looks at it like David and Galiaeth. I told him, David had a rock and sling shot,, You got rice.:chairshot

ausie
12-12-2005, 07:40 AM
:thumbsup: nice job. It must have been that Christmas tree that inspired the race. It sounded like his passenger needed a Haun's device. It was probably more than ego that got kicked after that.

I get that at the track often, they never want to pull along side me. I have stepped on alot of egos there. To me it does not matter if I win or lose, I am there to have fun and to beat my last run time.

nckissfan
12-12-2005, 09:20 AM
haha, that was a good one

kilroy
12-12-2005, 09:41 AM
:thumbsup: nice kill. Spousal approval gets another :thumbsup:

nckissfan
12-12-2005, 09:47 AM
yeah, getting the green light from your better half=priceless:thumbsup:

Cobra4me
12-12-2005, 12:08 PM
yeah, getting the green light from your better half=priceless:thumbsup: have you moved out of high point? I guess that is your new house in brown summit?

InfamousSVT
12-13-2005, 04:28 PM
Great kill story!

The best part is when you know it's going to be a waste of your time to race the person, but they keep begging and begging for it. Then they wish they would have minded their own business when you blister them. :D :thumbsup:

sambo300
12-13-2005, 06:35 PM
Good Job.........and Nice Ride! Keep up good work.

dewone
12-14-2005, 10:13 AM
Good story. They never learn, rice and a fart can don't=HP. Like the way they owned up to getting beat. Stareing in the distance. Might have been thinking maybe a chrome valve cover, or neon lights. Oh my wing angle was all off that day and I missed a shift in the automatic.

nckissfan
12-14-2005, 10:23 AM
have you moved out of high point? I guess that is your new house in brown summit?
yes, we bought the house up in Browns Summit. I now have a carport for the Cobra, better than nothing. And, I bought a daily driver to keep it away from the damn deer:rotf:

svtmc-g
12-16-2005, 10:25 PM
hahaha...that's funny as hell Dewone...."maybe I should've bought the blue shifter handle with the l.e.d.'s instead of the plain red one...that's another 10-15 FRONT wheel hp at least"

Nice kill....spousal approval is a rare thing!haha
That

mustangman
12-31-2005, 04:13 PM
hahaha...that's funny as hell Dewone...."maybe I should've bought the blue shifter handle with the l.e.d.'s instead of the plain red one...that's another 10-15 FRONT wheel hp at least"

Nice kill....spousal approval is a rare thing!haha
That
I would have got the "look" from the wife like dont even think @ it...