SVT X 2
07-07-2002, 10:01 PM
And here it is...
Subject: Make Me Feel Like a Woman
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/cwm/cwm/crying.gif
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?" http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/funny/smileysex5.gif
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/Bizkit/peoples.gif
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, tan, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to
walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.... http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/dday/yes.gif
.....one button at a
time.
.......No one moves.
.......He removes his shirt. http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/blackeye/kisswink.gif
......Muscles ripple across his chest.
......She gasps... :eek:
......he whispers:
......"Iron this." :rotf: :bounce:
Subject: Make Me Feel Like a Woman
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/cwm/cwm/crying.gif
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?" http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/funny/smileysex5.gif
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/Bizkit/peoples.gif
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, tan, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to
walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.... http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/dday/yes.gif
.....one button at a
time.
.......No one moves.
.......He removes his shirt. http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/blackeye/kisswink.gif
......Muscles ripple across his chest.
......She gasps... :eek:
......he whispers:
......"Iron this." :rotf: :bounce: